Tuesday, May 21, 2013

EVERY DAY IS AN ATHEIST HOLIDAY! MORE MAGICAL TALES FROM THE AUTHOR OF GOD, NO! By Penn Jillette




EVERY DAY IS AN ATHEIST HOLIDAY! MORE MAGICAL TALES FROM THE AUTHOR OF GOD, NO! By Penn Jillette



Categories: Nonfiction, humor



Some people are so honest they make you cringe. They tell it like it is, and then some, which is why I really like Penn Jillette. He may be known for being one half of the famous magical duo “Penn & Teller”, but his insight into being a pseudo-celebrity, parent and all-around boisterous individual is refreshing. There’s no “Bullshit” here! Being on The Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump? Not as stressful and awful as they would like you to believe. Except for one excruciating exchange with Clay Aiken that had Penn contemplating jumping out of a window to his death just to make it end, and I can’t fault him for that. In the same situation, if someone claimed I was a being a bully for defending my personal space just to make some fictitious reality TV drama (redundant), and if that someone was Clay freaking Aiken, I’d have faked a seizure or religious epiphany just to make it stop. Maybe that would be the wrong thing to do on national television, I wouldn't know. Books are my thing, not reality TV.


                                                Magical duo: Penn & Teller


Even if you don’t read this book, try to read the chapter “Happy Birthday” on page 191. It’s from 191-198 and I read it twice it made me laugh so hard.


                                           Penn on Dancing With the Stars


I’m a huge fan of the television series that Penn and Teller created called “Bullshit”. It showed me some things that I took into consideration, and completely changed my views on a couple things. More than that it really opened up my eyes to how deeply as a culture we have a perceived view of particular things and that image is so manufactured it can be entirely wrong. So question everything, take nothing at face value.


                                                    Penn & Teller
                                                         

In his novel Every Day is an Atheist Holiday, I started to realize (possibly embarrassingly late) certain people treat atheists different. And by different, I mean badly. Which struck me in a profound way, because even though I know not everyone is treated the same (which is awful, horrible raw garbage)  but wasn't this country based on the right to freely express yourself and pick whatever religion you wanted? Why is it that Penn Jillette can get asked inappropriate questions about missing his dead mother by Piers Morgan but someone who openly identifies as “Christian” would never get that third degree?  Penn states that “Christians have treated me fairly”, praying for him, sending him the occasional tweet hoping that he’ll find the light of Jesus, occasionally calling him a Satan-worshiper. But why exactly does one need to force their religion down someone else’s throat? When people come to my door to hand out pamphlets about finding eternal glory, I claim my dogs bite and politely close the door. Maybe it’s because Penn is a celebrity. Maybe it’s because he does magic shows and therefore people assume he influences children (Penn swears a lot, plus, he and Teller get naked in shows to prove they are not hiding anything, so perhaps they don’t have anything directly to do with children, *gasp*). All I know is it seems hypocritical to preach acceptance when the first thing you try to do is change someone with different beliefs then you.


                                Penn Jillette with his wife Emily, partner in life/business Teller, and children


Penn covers a lot of things, people he loves, loved ones he lost, career ventures he made, all manner of zany sexual adventures (see also “pictures” and “extortion”). Obsessions with baths, bouts of crying for joy and/or sorrow. Private screenings of his film The Aristocrats with Christopher Hitchens. Comedy is Penn’s real forte, and being boisterous (meaning ‘noisily rowdy’, not ‘rough and massive’, although he is a large man) makes him stand out. I greatly appreciated his refreshing views and blunt honesty. I would recommend this book to any aspiring magicians, jugglers or Dancing With The Stars contestant hopefuls. Or if you want some laughs. Or if you want something besides fluff to ponder over.



Saturday, May 18, 2013

THE DOVEKEEPERS By Alice Hoffman




THE DOVEKEEPERS

By Alice Hoffman

Category: Historical fiction

QUICKIE REVIEW!

Intense story that is beautifully told, captivating characters and emotionally charged. I read this book two years ago and was really affected by it. If you liked The Red Tent by Anita Diamant, give this book a try!

Thursday, May 9, 2013

DAUGHTER OF SMOKE AND BONE By Laini Taylor





Daughter of Smoke and Bone By Laini Taylor

Category: Fantasy


                                                          (Above, our heroine Karou)


Brace yourself. Secrets are going to unfurl like bombs in the last half of this book. Working up to that is the mysterious life of Karou. Soaking up Prague through her sketchbook, eating goulash with her best friend Zuzana, hunting down teeth for a creature from another world. Wait, whaaaaaat? While one part of Karou’s life is brilliant, naturally growing vivid blue hair and school work, the other is secretly running errands for the only family she has ever known, a collection of creatures known as chimaera. Chimaera, cratures of animal and human parts combined, are Karou’s people. And while Karou keeps her chimaera business a secret from her human world, the chimaera keep secrets from Karou. She is only allowed to fetch teeth for the powerful and wise Brimstone. Brimstone, in turn, weaves those teeth into magic. What of the chimaera world? What the magic is used for? How did Karou came to be with the troupe of four other worldly creatures since infancy? Karou feels like she’s missing some very important puzzle pieces to her life, and all that shifts into something more dangerous when black, hand-shaped burns start to appear on the doors the link Karou to her chimaera world...

                                            (Above, a chimarea sketch)

Eloquently written, beautifully described, this story was magical. Karou’s tale wove many questions and worked me into a frenzy to discover the answers. The last half of the book went off with many surprises and turns. There was love, loyalty, war, friendship, fantasy, suspense, mystery, disappointment, hope. Always hope. For all the decisions Karou faced, she make her choices respectively. In one case of obtaining the power of flight, enviably. If I had to step inside the world of a book to experience the wonder of such bizarre creatures and rampant magic, this place would be my first choice. You think you have certain characters pegged after a particular point, only to actually get a grasp on them much later on. It was not until the final few pages that it was largely revealed what some people truly were. To say who or what I mean would be a spoiler, so I’ll let you uncover these things for yourself. I am eagerly anticipating reading the sequel, Days Of Blood And Starlight!